Alaska
October 2004

O.K., it's true, I do tend towards opposites. This trip coming so soon after Arizona tends to confirm that fact. It was part business and part goofing off. 

I was participating in the Pacific Northwest Purchasing Conference. I had several workshops to present on Negotiations. NAPM Alaska did a great job, with over 120 participants, great programs and a really fun dinner mystery theater. ( I did guess whodunit correctly)

A few of us from the conference had some fun on the town and wandered around this very beautiful place together.

Weather averaged around 45, with a few drizzles and even some sun.  Here are a few thoughts and pictures of the event. Enjoy!

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I spent one day driving north towards Denali Park and Mount McKinley. Mountain views, rivers and golden birch trees lined the roads. I really want to take the train ride from Anchorage someday, but it had closed for the winter.

I drove past the Musk Ox ranch. Closed for the winter. You'd think there would be at least one Musk Ox lounging around, but they'd gone on vacation as well.

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Looking at Anchorage from near the airport. I did find several great brew pubs, but no whales, no puffins and no dolphins (unless you count Humpies brew pub named after the whale of course). 

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The edge of town and thousands of miles of wilderness

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On Tuesday, Joanne and I drove south to Seward and took a cruise in the Kenai Fjords. The Glacier cruise was closed for the winter so we took the wildlife and scenic-vista boat. Lots of vista, but most of the wildlife had packed it in for the winter. Also, just a little chilly on deck.

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this would be the cruise ship for really hardy folk

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in the eye of the beholder
the world does appear
of shadows and hues
of colors and shapes
of vistas and landscapes
of places and faces
reflections then refractions of light
and to most nothing more

in the mind's eye
the reality-curtain opens
to reveal a visual ballet

prima donnas thrust to the sky
jagged and ragged
knife-edged and jumbled
lifted by orange and yellow arms

white shawls on a few,
some canyons caulked by glacier ice
others scoured clean by the wind

high up a fluffy flea
jumps to reveal a mountain goat

proud eagles capped in white
decorate green Christmas trees

far below
the muse of the dance
wakes from his nap
on the cold murky bed

whiskers twitch with a look of disdain,
he squints at the captain
annoyed at being disturbed
then twinkle feet flap
a polite goodbye

 

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So the locals say…….
Moose are a numerous nuisance in town,
On the streets, chasing pedestrians
Jousting with cars
In the back yard eating roses
Moose traps on freeway fences
(just like we'd use for fish)
attest to the seriousness of the freeway problem.

The story is told of one college professor
Attacked on the campus
Kicked so much he needed physical therapy
and still probably suffers from PMAS
(post moose attack syndrome)

I have no doubt moose are a nuisance
but after nearly 500 miles driving around the state
and wandering around Anchorage
we had determined that the bigger nuisance
was all the tourists driving around
trying to spy a moose.

Then on the last afternoon
In a quiet neighborhood
One of the lawn ornaments moved
And the other moved too

We drove quietly closer to get a good picture. Success; persistence paid off for Joanne Laurie and I.

 

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Remember that I got to watch the start of the Iditarod one year. Really cute puppies, lots of frozen tourists (like Joanne was most of the time) and plenty of energy and confusion. The dog sled race starts in Anchorage... just a tourist trick. They usually have to truck in snow and you can even buy a ride on one of the sleds.


Then the next day the real race starts 25 miles north near the Iditarod HQ.

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